Batmobile

I've always believed that School Counselors should be able to wear roller skates to deal with all of things that the have to deal with during the day. Whether it's the crazed (yet cute) Kindergarten Natives, the 1st grade Juvie-Jailors, or other slice of the day, the school counselor is a busy man. However, school counselor's aren't allowed to wear roller skates to school. This is sad.

There are times when the Batmobile is available. This piece of transportation is artistry in design, it is strong, safe, and armored.It's a hot-rod that must not be used lightly. It is the janitor's dolly.

When an emergency or trying event comes up that necessitates such drastic transportational matters, you can call Alfred (the school janitor), to pick you up in the Bat-Mobile (the janitor's dolly), and transport you at lightning speed (12 miles per hour), to Commissioner Gordon (the school principal). This must not be taken lightly. With great power, comes great responsibility.