Scotch Day

Some days at school are normal. Some days are Scotch Days.

It's a scotch day when a student yells at his teacher across the room.

It's a scotch day when that student rips up all of his work and yells at the counselor.

It's a scotch day when the student makes a threat to kill the principal and the parent is called to pick him up.

It's a scotch day when the student barks at his parent when the parent arrives.

And it's a scotch day when the parent barks back.

Some days are scotch days,